THE BEST WEED AT THE BEST PRICES
Same-day weed delivery in NYC
Mail-order everywhere else
No medical card. No clinic. No waiting room. Order by 8pm and a real human hands it to you tonight — or we ship it discreet to all 50 states.
DOOR ONE
Same-day NYC delivery
All five boroughs. $50 minimum. Free once you clear your zone’s number. We text you when we’re outside.
DOOR TWO
Mail-order all 50 states
Vacuum-sealed, smell-proof, unbranded outer box. Tracking the second it leaves the dispatch. Nobody’s mailman needs to know.
PICK YOUR POISON
Shop the shelf
Five categories, one bag, one driver.
FRESH OFF THE TRUCK
This week’s drops
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MUHA MED ALL-IN-ONE – SWEET DREAM OG (INDICA)
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HERIJUANAN
Price range: $55.00 through $99.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClear14 g28 g -
COTTON CANDY
Price range: $55.00 through $99.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClear14 g28 g -
CHERRY BOMB
Price range: $55.00 through $99.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClear14 g28 g -
DEATH BAR- HASH ROSIN & LIVE RESIN INFUSED CHOCOLATE BAR- 3000MG
$60.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClearM&MCRUNCHFRUITY PEBBLES -
RAW GARDEN ALL-IN-ONE LIVE SAUCE 2G
$50.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClearTROPICANA CHERRY (SATIVA)ABRACADABRA (HYBRID) -
TO THE MOON – INFUSED JOINTS – 5 X 1G EACH
$50.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClearSTARDUST ROBUSTARCADE ALIEN -
TO THE MOON – INFUSED BLUNTS – 5 X 1G EACH
$50.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageClearSTARDUST ROBUSTPLASMA PISTOLGALACTIC JACK
SHOP BY PRICE
Three shelves. No downgrades.
Same eighth today as the one you got last time. That’s the whole promise.
Everyday weed that never gets downgraded when stock runs low.
The middle shelf most people actually want. Loud, dense, cured properly.
Top of the tower. Small-batch, hand-trimmed, gone when it’s gone.
THREE STEPS
How the ape moves
DELIVERY ZONES
Where we drop, and what it costs
$50 minimum everywhere. Free delivery kicks in at your zone’s number.
Ready when you are
$50 gets it delivered for free in Lower Manhattan. Everywhere else, the box is already packed.