THE BEST WEED AT THE BEST PRICES
Same-day weed delivery in NYC
Mail-order everywhere else
No medical card. No clinic. No waiting room. Order by 8pm and a real human hands it to you tonight — or we ship it discreet to all 50 states.
60–90 MIN
LAB-TESTED
$50 MIN
21+
PICK YOUR POISON
Shop the shelf
Five categories, one bag, one driver.
FRESH OFF THE TRUCK
This week’s drops
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BLUEBERRY COBBLER
Price range: $60.00 through $250.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sale!
CHERRY POPPERZ
Price range: $40.00 through $160.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
IMPERIAL MOONROCK PRE-ROLLS — 5 PACK (1.1G EACH)
$55.00 Add to bag -
IMPERIAL DIAMOND DUSTED PRE-ROLLS — 5 PACK (1.1G EACH)
$55.00 Add to bag -
Sale!
Pink Certz
Price range: $50.00 through $89.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sale!
Lemon Scotty
Price range: $50.00 through $89.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sale!
Super Lemon Cherry
Price range: $50.00 through $89.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sale!
Hood Candy
Price range: $50.00 through $89.00 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
SHOP BY PRICE
Three shelves. No downgrades.
Same eighth today as the one you got last time. That’s the whole promise.
Gold shelf
$20 / EIGHTH
Everyday weed that never gets downgraded when stock runs low.
22–25% THCOunces from $79Always in stock
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BEST VALUE
Diamond shelf
$30 / EIGHTH
The middle shelf most people actually want. Loud, dense, cured properly.
25–27% THCOunces from $120Rotating drops
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Platinum shelf
$40 / EIGHTH
Top of the tower. Small-batch, hand-trimmed, gone when it’s gone.
27–30% THCOunces from $180Limited weekly
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THREE STEPS
How the ape moves
1
Build the bag
Browse the live menu. $50 minimum, no account needed to look.
2
Drop your address
ZIP tells us the window and whether delivery is free. Mail-order picks a state instead.
3
Answer the door
Driver texts on approach, checks ID, hands it over. Cash or card, your call.
DELIVERY ZONES
Where we drop, and what it costs
$50 minimum everywhere. Free delivery kicks in at your zone’s number.
$75
Lower Manhattan
SoHo · LES · East Village · FiDi · Chelsea · Tribeca
60–90 min
$75
Midtown & UES/UWS
Midtown East · Hell's Kitchen · Murray Hill · UES · UWS
60–90 min
$100
Upper Manhattan
Harlem · Morningside Heights · Washington Heights · Inwood
90–120 min
$100
North Brooklyn & LIC
Williamsburg · Greenpoint · Bushwick · Long Island City · Astoria
90–120 min
Lab-tested
COA on every batch
No medical card
21+ with valid ID
Same-day citywide
11am – 10pm, 7 days
Discreet shipping
Unbranded, tracked, sealed
Ready when you are
$50 gets it delivered for free in Lower Manhattan. Everywhere else, the box is already packed.